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One thing we can all agree on in these contentious times is that the transfer of water across cell membranes is a good thing, something that is vital to life. The name for this process is osmosis, as all you science nerds already know. Apparently poetry nerds know about it as well. Hollywood not so much, although there is one movie, Osmosis Jones. In this 2001 flick, a policeman white blood cell, Osmosis—or Ozzy--Jones (voiced by Chris Rock) teams up with a time release capsule (voiced by David Hyde-Pierce) to keep a virus from destroying the life of Frank (played by Bill Murray), in whose body they live. It under performed at the box office partly because of the overdone gross-out humor. Interestingly, Will Smith was interested in the part of Ozzy, but had conflicts. So, is that what was really behind that infamous slap?
Osmosis is the Greek word for push and is a simple concept, first observed in 1748 by Jean Antoine Nollet, “the father of osmosis.” But the term was first applied to the process in 1826 by Rene Dutrochet. Osmosis is critical to cooking, particularly marinating meats, pickling, curing, and preservation.
Students have long fantasized of some day learning by osmosis, passively absorbing knowledge through his or her pillow as they sleep. But, we’re still waiting for science to catch up with that one.
Since nothing in life is simple, there is also reverse osmosis. The reverse process involves using pressure to force water from the side of more electrolytes and impurities across a semipermeable membrane to the side with only water, used, for instance, in desalination or water purification.
Then, of course, there is ozzmosis, the Ozzy Osbourne tribute show that has tour stops this month in Erie, PA (April 4) and Wheeling, WV (April 5). Which I mention because April 17 is International Bat Appreciation Day, and it was Ozzy Osbourne, the rock singer on his solo Diary of a Madman tour, who inadvertently...or accidentally...or regrettably, bit the head off a live bat in Des Moines, Iowa at the Veteran’s Memorial Auditorium in 1982.
So, both osmosis and bats are worthy of our admiration this month. Both have had their praises sung. But only one eats half its weight in mosquitoes every night.
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OTHER PUBLISHED STORIES... AND ESSAYS
How To Eat Right
How To Manage Your Money
How To Stay Healthy
The Fall Of Squirrel
Cake Walk
Do-gooders Gotta Eat Too
Of Peas and Queues
Three O'clock in the Garden of Good and Evil
News Item
The Visitor
Mr. Blinkie To The Rescue
The Point System
Elements Of Success
She Spits to Conquer
The Tree Remembers
Christmas Time Is Here
The Sodfather
What MLK Day Means To Me
Thanks, Mussolini
The Cure
Tarzan In Decline
Side Effects
Greatest Of All Time
The Last Hundred Days
Plight Of the Humble Bee

AWARDS AND HONORS
2017 Pushcart Prize nomination from Hawaii Pacific Review for The Last Hundred Days
2018 First Honorable Mention Short Story Division AWC contest
2018 Second Place Chattahoochee Valley Contest Short Story category
2019 First Place Flash Fiction Division AWC contest
2020 First Place Essay Streetlight Magazine
2020 Top ten finalist for The Opossum Prize
2020 Honorable Mention Stories That Need To Be Told Anthology
2020 First place Flash Fiction category in Seven Hills contest
2021 Second place Streetlight Magazine's Flash fiction contest
2021 Second place Seven Hills contest for flash fiction
2021 Second place Seven Hills contest for essay/memoir
2021 Third place Seven Hills contest for non-fiction
2022 First Place Seven Hills contest for flash fiction

"Life is a moderately good play with a poorly written third act."
-Truman Capote
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"Hold to the now, the here, through which all future plunges to the past."
-James Joyce
"Writers aren't people exactly. Or, if they're any good, they're a whole lot of people trying so hard to be one person."
-F. Scott Fitzgerald

CURRENTLY READING
...or just finished
Prayer by Phillip Yancey
The Innocents Abroad by Mark Twain
