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Our theme this month is blood.
Blood is full of nutrients, so it’s not surprising that some animals seek blood as their primary food source. And it’s not just ticks and mosquitoes. Over 30,000 species subsist on blood, either exclusively or predominantly. The only mammal to do so is the vampire bat.
Humans are on a higher plane and would not stoop to consuming icky, sticky blood. The mythical vampire, though, has no such qualms.
Dracula, though fictional, was based on an actual person, Vlad Tepes, aka Vlad the Impaler (not to be confused with Zlad the Entertainer). Vlad was born November 8, 1431 and so would turn 594 this month if he were still around. Which of course he isn’t. I hope. There are a number of well-known Vlads, but VTI is perhaps the most famous, despite, or because of, his infamy. VTI was not a nice person.
Speaking of blood, do you know your blood type? Blood type would hardly matter in a world where no one gets a transfusion or in a world where transfused blood is artificial. After all, your car uses synthetic motor oil. Why not synthetic blood? We're getting closer to that reality. But until then, blood typing matters to avoid transfusion reactions, which can be severe.
Your​ blood type can affect your health in ways that have nothing to do with transfusions:
types A and B are not as attractive to mosquitoes (but how would a mosquito know until it bites someone?)
Type O is not as likely to clot, which confers a slightly lower risk of stoke and heart attack.
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The American Red Cross, which provides about 40% of America’s blood and blood products, estimates that 29,000 units of RBCs are needed each day in the U.S. Yet, just 3% of those who are eligible donate each year. So consider donating blood. There's a better than average chance you could get a free T-shirt.
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OTHER PUBLISHED STORIES... AND ESSAYS
How To Eat Right
How To Manage Your Money
How To Stay Healthy
The Fall Of Squirrel
Cake Walk
Do-gooders Gotta Eat Too
Of Peas and Queues
Three O'clock in the Garden of Good and Evil
News Item
The Visitor
Mr. Blinkie To The Rescue
The Point System
Elements Of Success
She Spits to Conquer
The Tree Remembers
Christmas Time Is Here
The Sodfather
What MLK Day Means To Me
Thanks, Mussolini
The Cure
Tarzan In Decline
Side Effects
Greatest Of All Time
The Last Hundred Days
Plight Of the Humble Bee
Graddoo
This is NOT a Christmas Story

AWARDS AND HONORS
2017 Pushcart Prize nomination from Hawaii Pacific Review for The Last Hundred Days
2018 First Honorable Mention Short Story Division AWC contest
2018 Second Place Chattahoochee Valley Contest Short Story category
2019 First Place Flash Fiction Division AWC contest
2020 First Place Essay Streetlight Magazine
2020 Top ten finalist for The Opossum Prize
2020 Honorable Mention Stories That Need To Be Told Anthology
2020 First place Flash Fiction category in Seven Hills contest
2021 Second place Streetlight Magazine's Flash fiction contest
2021 Second place Seven Hills contest for flash fiction
2021 Second place Seven Hills contest for essay/memoir
2021 Third place Seven Hills contest for non-fiction
2022 First Place Seven Hills contest for flash fiction

"Life is a moderately good play with a poorly written third act."
-Truman Capote
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"Hold to the now, the here, through which all future plunges to the past."
-James Joyce
"Writers aren't people exactly. Or, if they're any good, they're a whole lot of people trying so hard to be one person."
-F. Scott Fitzgerald

CURRENTLY READING
...or just finished
Notes To John by Joan Didion
Consider This by Chuck Palahniuk





