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One thing we can all agree on in these contentious times is that the transfer of water across cell membranes is a good thing, something that is vital to life. The name for this process is osmosis, as all you science nerds already know. Apparently poetry nerds know about it as well. Hollywood not so much, although there is one movie, Osmosis Jones. In this 2001 flick, a policeman white blood cell, Osmosis—or Ozzy--Jones (voiced by Chris Rock) teams up with a time release capsule (voiced by David Hyde-Pierce) to keep a virus from destroying the life of Frank (played by Bill Murray), in whose body they live. It under performed at the box office partly because of the overdone gross-out humor. Interestingly, Will Smith was interested in the part of Ozzy, but had conflicts. So, is that what was really behind that infamous slap?

 

Osmosis is the Greek word for push and is a simple concept, first observed in 1748 by Jean Antoine Nollet, “the father of osmosis.” But the term was first applied to the process in 1826 by Rene Dutrochet. Osmosis is critical to cooking, particularly marinating meats, pickling, curing, and preservation.

 

Students have long fantasized of some day learning by osmosis, passively absorbing knowledge through his or her pillow as they sleep. But, we’re still waiting for science to catch up with that one.

 

Since nothing in life is simple, there is also reverse osmosis. The reverse process involves using pressure to force water from the side of more electrolytes and impurities across a semipermeable membrane to the side with only water, used, for instance, in desalination or water purification.

 

Then, of course, there is ozzmosis, the Ozzy Osbourne tribute show that has tour stops this month in Erie, PA (April 4) and Wheeling, WV (April 5). Which I mention because April 17 is International Bat Appreciation Day, and it was Ozzy Osbourne, the rock singer on his solo Diary of a Madman tour, who inadvertently...or accidentally...or regrettably, bit the head off a live bat in Des Moines, Iowa at the Veteran’s Memorial Auditorium in 1982.

 

So, both osmosis and bats are worthy of our admiration this month. Both have had their praises sung. But only one eats half its weight in mosquitoes every night.

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PUBLISHED  STORIES  AND  ESSAYS

construction, protection, life safety fundamentals, brainstorming and creativity concept.

HARD  KNOCKS
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UFO, an alien plate hovering over the field, hovering motionless in the air. Unidentified

PLACES TO GO, THINGS TO SEE

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MISSING

Antique Shop

JUNK, READY TO BUY

OTHER PUBLISHED STORIES... AND ESSAYS

How To Eat Right
How To Manage Your Money
How To Stay Healthy
The Fall Of Squirrel
Cake Walk
Do-gooders Gotta Eat Too
Of Peas and Queues
Three O'clock in the Garden of Good and Evil
News Item
The Visitor
Mr. Blinkie To The Rescue
The Point System
Elements Of Success 
She Spits to Conquer
The Tree Remembers
Christmas Time Is Here 
The Sodfather
What MLK Day Means To Me 
Thanks, Mussolini 
The Cure 
Tarzan In Decline 
Side Effects 
Greatest Of All Time 
The Last Hundred Days

Plight Of the Humble Bee

Books

AWARDS AND HONORS

               

 2017     Pushcart Prize nomination from Hawaii Pacific Review for The Last Hundred Days

    2018     First Honorable Mention Short Story Division AWC contest

                2018     Second Place Chattahoochee Valley Contest Short Story category

2019     First Place Flash Fiction Division AWC contest

2020    First Place Essay Streetlight Magazine 

2020  Top ten finalist for The Opossum Prize

2020  Honorable Mention Stories That Need To Be Told Anthology

2020  First place  Flash Fiction category  in Seven Hills contest

2021   Second place Streetlight Magazine's Flash fiction contest

2021   Second place Seven Hills contest for flash fiction

2021    Second place Seven Hills contest for essay/memoir

2021     Third place Seven Hills contest for non-fiction

 2022     First Place Seven Hills contest for flash fiction

Writing on Computer

"Life is a moderately good play with a poorly written third act."

-Truman Capote

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 "Hold to the now, the here, through which all future plunges to the past."

-James Joyce

 

"Writers aren't people exactly. Or, if they're any good, they're a whole lot of people trying so hard to be one person."

-F. Scott Fitzgerald

Old Book

CURRENTLY READING

...or just finished

Prayer  by Phillip Yancey

The Innocents Abroad by Mark Twain

Pile Of Books

Acknowledgments: Photos of Stonehenge courtesy of Trevor S. Key from our trip to England in 2015. Photos of ball pit courtesy of Amelia C. Key from our trip to NYC in 2019.

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