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Here’s a story about Catherine, Philip, and Harry. Royalty perhaps? No. But Harry is British and Catherine Irish. Philip, or Phil, rather...well he’s sort of avian, or at least a mythological avian. Are they victims? Heroes? Something else? You decide.
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Darrell Duppa, an Englishman who was one of the first settlers in central Arizona, is credited with naming the state capital Phoenix. He suggested the name because the new town was being built upon the ruins of the ancient Hohokam civilization, similar to the mythical phoenix bird that rises from its own ashes, a symbolic representation of a new civilization emerging from the remnants of an old one. The name was made official in 1868. Among other names considered for the settlement were Stonewall and Pumpkinville. How does this sound as an NBA franchise: The Pumpkinville Suns?
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Phoenix, Arizona is not the only city in the United States with that name. There’s a Phoenix, Oregon, a Phoenix, New York, a Phoenix, Illinois, a Phoenix, Louisiana, and a Phoenix, Maryland.
Phoenix, New York was established in 1848, but not out of the ashes or atop the ruins of a perished civilization. It was named for Alexander Phoenix, not the mythological bird. Nonetheless, the city burned to the ground in 1916 and rose from its own ashes in typical phoenix fashion.
The idea of a person, city, or other entity rising from the ashes is widely appealing. Not surprisingly, the University of Chicago adopted the phoenix as its mascot to represent the university’s and the city’s ascendancy following its great fire of 1871, the fire that was supposedly started by Mrs. Catherine O’Leary’s cow kicking over a lantern. Later proved to be a falsehood perpetrated by a reporter and perpetuated by anti-Irish and anti-Catholic sentiment, this story persists in history’s hazy recollection of the details. In 1997, the Chicago City Council adopted a resolution exonerating Catherine O’Leary of any wrongdoing, clearing the family name after a mere 125 years. Sorry, O’Leary family, for the delay. You know, things happen.
So, who the heck is Phil? Phil is the mascot of the University of Chicago. Phil the Phoenix.
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If there were phoenix feathers around, it would probably be illegal to possess one, but since a phoenix is mythological, no one can "have" a phoenix feather in the actual sense. However, in the Harry Potter universe, some characters do manage to possess phoenix feathers, like Harry Potter and Voldemort, whose wands both contain a core containing a feather from the same phoenix, Dumbledore's pet bird named Fawkes. Apparently a phoenix feather provides a significant upgrade to wizardry, allowing the greatest range of magic—better even than dragon heartstrings and unicorn tail hair.
Some claim that Harry's story is a rise from the ashes story, but I’m leaning heavily on hearsay (since I never read the books or saw the movies). Sorry, JK. I'm planning to someday. Real soon.
OTHER PUBLISHED STORIES... AND ESSAYS
How To Eat Right
How To Manage Your Money
How To Stay Healthy
The Fall Of Squirrel
Cake Walk
Do-gooders Gotta Eat Too
Of Peas and Queues
Three O'clock in the Garden of Good and Evil
News Item
The Visitor
Mr. Blinkie To The Rescue
The Point System
Elements Of Success
She Spits to Conquer
The Tree Remembers
Christmas Time Is Here
The Sodfather
What MLK Day Means To Me
Thanks, Mussolini
The Cure
Tarzan In Decline
Side Effects
Greatest Of All Time
The Last Hundred Days
Plight Of the Humble Bee
Graddoo
This is NOT a Christmas Story

AWARDS AND HONORS
2017 Pushcart Prize nomination from Hawaii Pacific Review for The Last Hundred Days
2018 First Honorable Mention Short Story Division AWC contest
2018 Second Place Chattahoochee Valley Contest Short Story category
2019 First Place Flash Fiction Division AWC contest
2020 First Place Essay Streetlight Magazine
2020 Top ten finalist for The Opossum Prize
2020 Honorable Mention Stories That Need To Be Told Anthology
2020 First place Flash Fiction category in Seven Hills contest
2021 Second place Streetlight Magazine's Flash fiction contest
2021 Second place Seven Hills contest for flash fiction
2021 Second place Seven Hills contest for essay/memoir
2021 Third place Seven Hills contest for non-fiction
2022 First Place Seven Hills contest for flash fiction

"Life is a moderately good play with a poorly written third act."
-Truman Capote
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"Hold to the now, the here, through which all future plunges to the past."
-James Joyce
"Writers aren't people exactly. Or, if they're any good, they're a whole lot of people trying so hard to be one person."
-F. Scott Fitzgerald

CURRENTLY READING
...or just finished
Prayer by Tim Keller
The Optimist's Daughter by Eudora Welty





