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Our theme this month is blood.

 

Blood is full of nutrients, so it’s not surprising that some animals seek blood as their primary food source. And it’s not just ticks and mosquitoes. Over 30,000 species subsist on blood, either exclusively or predominantly. The only mammal to do so is the vampire bat.

 

Humans are on a higher plane and would not stoop to consuming icky, sticky blood. The mythical vampire, though, has no such qualms.

 

Dracula, though fictional, was based on an actual person, Vlad Tepes, aka Vlad the Impaler (not to be confused with Zlad the Entertainer). Vlad was born November 8, 1431 and so would turn 594 this month if he were still around. Which of course he isn’t. I hope. There are a number of well-known Vlads, but VTI is perhaps the most famous, despite, or because of, his infamy. VTI was not a nice person

 

Speaking of blood, do you know your blood type? Blood type would hardly matter in a world where no one gets a transfusion or in a world where transfused blood is artificial. After all, your car uses synthetic motor oil. Why not synthetic blood? We're getting closer to that reality. But until then, blood typing matters to avoid transfusion reactions, which can be severe.

 

Your​ blood type can affect your health in ways that have nothing to do with transfusions: 

types A and B are not as attractive to mosquitoes (but how would a mosquito know until it bites someone?)

Type O is not as likely to clot, which confers a slightly lower risk of stoke and heart attack.

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The American Red Cross, which provides about 40% of America’s blood and blood products, estimates that 29,000 units of RBCs are needed each day in the U.S. Yet, just 3% of those who are eligible donate each year. So consider donating blood. There's a better than average chance you could get a free T-shirt.

 

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PUBLISHED  STORIES  AND  ESSAYS

construction, protection, life safety fundamentals, brainstorming and creativity concept.

HARD  KNOCKS
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UFO, an alien plate hovering over the field, hovering motionless in the air. Unidentified

PLACES TO GO, THINGS TO SEE

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MISSING

Antique Shop

JUNK, READY TO BUY

OTHER PUBLISHED STORIES... AND ESSAYS

How To Eat Right
How To Manage Your Money
How To Stay Healthy
The Fall Of Squirrel
Cake Walk
Do-gooders Gotta Eat Too
Of Peas and Queues
Three O'clock in the Garden of Good and Evil
News Item
The Visitor
Mr. Blinkie To The Rescue
The Point System
Elements Of Success 
She Spits to Conquer
The Tree Remembers
Christmas Time Is Here 
The Sodfather
What MLK Day Means To Me 
Thanks, Mussolini 
The Cure 
Tarzan In Decline 
Side Effects 
Greatest Of All Time 
The Last Hundred Days

Plight Of the Humble Bee

Graddoo

This is NOT a Christmas Story

Books

AWARDS AND HONORS

               

 2017     Pushcart Prize nomination from Hawaii Pacific Review for The Last Hundred Days

    2018     First Honorable Mention Short Story Division AWC contest

                2018     Second Place Chattahoochee Valley Contest Short Story category

2019     First Place Flash Fiction Division AWC contest

2020    First Place Essay Streetlight Magazine 

2020  Top ten finalist for The Opossum Prize

2020  Honorable Mention Stories That Need To Be Told Anthology

2020  First place  Flash Fiction category  in Seven Hills contest

2021   Second place Streetlight Magazine's Flash fiction contest

2021   Second place Seven Hills contest for flash fiction

2021    Second place Seven Hills contest for essay/memoir

2021     Third place Seven Hills contest for non-fiction

 2022     First Place Seven Hills contest for flash fiction

Writing on Computer

"Life is a moderately good play with a poorly written third act."

-Truman Capote

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 "Hold to the now, the here, through which all future plunges to the past."

-James Joyce

 

"Writers aren't people exactly. Or, if they're any good, they're a whole lot of people trying so hard to be one person."

-F. Scott Fitzgerald

Old Book

CURRENTLY READING

...or just finished

Notes To John by Joan Didion

Consider This by Chuck Palahniuk

Pile Of Books

Acknowledgments: Photos of Stonehenge courtesy of Trevor S. Key from our trip to England in 2015. Photos of ball pit courtesy of Amelia C. Key from our trip to NYC in 2019.

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