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WELCOME TO MY AUTHOR PORTFOLIO
If a page is intentionally left blank, should it contain writing which contradicts that statement? How blank is blank?
If something has no name or no official title, should it be called the no-name or untitled something or other?
The innominate bone is located in the pelvis. The innominate artery is in the chest. Innominate is Latin for “unnamed” Did the anatomist in charge of naming organs suddenly run out of ideas? Or did his contract expire?
Imagine the tree namers doing that. Well, over there’s a maple. That’s an oak, and over there’s a sycamore. And this tree is...just...well, I’m just calling it the unnamed tree. The innominate tree.
As Shakespeare might have said, an unnamed flower by any other designation would smell as sweet.
Imagine having a kid named Nameless. Would he or she be doomed to someday become the loose-lipped “top government official who shall remain nameless.”
The British/American band America recorded an enigmatic, but rhythmic and melodic song in the 1970s “A Horse with No Name” voted one of the top soft rock tunes of all time by people who do that kind of thing.
The horse with no name could also be referred to as the innominate horse, but was probably just called horse by the singer, who isn’t interested in being terribly specific: there were plants and birds and rocks and things…
Granted, the singer and composer, Dewey Bunnell, imagines being in the desert where “the heat was hot” but, luckily, he was able to remember his own name as there were no torturers around:
In the desert, you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
Bunnell and his wife have several animals at their Wisconsin home, including a horse named...wait for it --Noname.
OTHER PUBLISHED STORIES... AND ESSAYS
How To Eat Right
How To Manage Your Money
How To Stay Healthy
The Fall Of Squirrel
Cake Walk
Do-gooders Gotta Eat Too
Of Peas and Queues
Three O'clock in the Garden of Good and Evil
News Item
The Visitor
Mr. Blinkie To The Rescue
The Point System
Elements Of Success
She Spits to Conquer
The Tree Remembers
Christmas Time Is Here
The Sodfather
What MLK Day Means To Me
Thanks, Mussolini
The Cure
Tarzan In Decline
Side Effects
Greatest Of All Time
The Last Hundred Days
Plight Of the Humble Bee
Graddoo
This is NOT a Christmas Story
Early Man
Slouching Towards SPOMA

AWARDS AND HONORS
2017 Pushcart Prize nomination from Hawaii Pacific Review for The Last Hundred Days
2018 First Honorable Mention Short Story Division AWC contest
2018 Second Place Chattahoochee Valley Contest Short Story category
2019 First Place Flash Fiction Division AWC contest
2020 First Place Essay Streetlight Magazine
2020 Top ten finalist for The Opossum Prize
2020 Honorable Mention Stories That Need To Be Told Anthology
2020 First place Flash Fiction category in Seven Hills contest
2021 Second place Streetlight Magazine's Flash fiction contest
2021 Second place Seven Hills contest for flash fiction
2021 Second place Seven Hills contest for essay/memoir
2021 Third place Seven Hills contest for non-fiction
2022 First Place Seven Hills contest for flash fiction
2025 Finalist in Tulip Tree Publishing Humor anthology contest

"Life is a moderately good play with a poorly written third act."
-Truman Capote
"Hold to the now, the here, through which all future plunges to the past."
-James Joyce
"Writers aren't people exactly. Or, if they're any good, they're a whole lot of people trying so hard to be one person."
-F. Scott Fitzgerald

CURRENTLY READING
...or just finished
Prayer by Tim Keller
In Search of Lost Time by Marcel Proust
Roughing It by Mark Twain





