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The highlighted species of the month is Castor canadensis, the North American beaver, brave cousin of the Eurasian beaver, Castor fiber.
Among rodents, beavers are bested in size only by capybaras. Porcupines are number three. But since capybaras are native to South America, the beaver is king rodent in the northern hemisphere (except for him, of course).
April 7 was International Beaver Day, but you could be excused for missing it this year as there was so much hoopla surrounding the solar eclipse. News about the eclipse ended up eclipsing everything else.
Beaver movies have been few and far between, remarkably, considering their photogenic features and pro environmental qualities.
However, a recent addition to the catalog of beaver films is Hundreds of Beavers (2022). The New York Times suggests that if you are going to limit yourself to only one beaver movie this year, make it this one.
It seems like only yesterday that Zombeavers (2014) was released, “A fun weekend turns into horror and madness for a bunch of groupies looking for fun in a beaver infested swamp.” Incredibly, snubbed by the Academy with zero nominations.
There’s also Beavers, not to be confused with The Beaver, a movie about alcoholism with Mel Gibson and Jodie Foster. Turns out the beaver in that movie is a hand puppet the main character finds in the trash. Roger Ebert gave it two and a half stars (out of four) and called it "almost successful". So, more of a thumb sideways instead of a thumbs up.
For interesting facts about the largest rodent in North America: click here.
For interesting facts about TV's Cleaver family: click here.
OTHER PUBLISHED STORIES... AND ESSAYS
How To Eat Right
How To Manage Your Money
How To Stay Healthy
The Fall Of Squirrel
Cake Walk
Do-gooders Gotta Eat Too
Of Peas and Queues
Three O'clock in the Garden of Good and Evil
News Item
The Visitor
Mr. Blinkie To The Rescue
The Point System
Elements Of Success
She Spits to Conquer
The Tree Remembers
Christmas Time Is Here
The Sodfather
What MLK Day Means To Me
Thanks, Mussolini
The Cure
Tarzan In Decline
Side Effects
Greatest Of All Time
The Last Hundred Days
Plight Of the Humble Bee
AWARDS AND HONORS
2017 Pushcart Prize nomination from Hawaii Pacific Review for The Last Hundred Days
2018 First Honorable Mention Short Story Division AWC contest
2018 Second Place Chattahoochee Valley Contest Short Story category
2019 First Place Flash Fiction Division AWC contest
2020 First Place Essay Streetlight Magazine
2020 Top ten finalist for The Opossum Prize
2020 Honorable Mention Stories That Need To Be Told Anthology
2020 First place Flash Fiction category in Seven Hills contest
2021 Second place Streetlight Magazine's Flash fiction contest
2021 Second place Seven Hills contest for flash fiction
2021 Second place Seven Hills contest for essay/memoir
2021 Third place Seven Hills contest for non-fiction
2022 First Place Seven Hills contest for flash fiction
"Life is a moderately good play with a poorly written third act."
-Truman Capote
"Hold to the now, the here, through which all future plunges to the past."
-James Joyce
"Writers aren't people exactly. Or, if they're any good, they're a whole lot of people trying so hard to be one person."
-F. Scott Fitzgerald
CURRENTLY READING
...or just finished
A Divine Language by Alec Wilkinson
Shy by Mary Rodgers