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If a page is intentionally left blank, should it contain writing which contradicts that statement? How blank is blank?

 

If something has no name or no official title, should it be called the no-name or untitled something or other?

 

The innominate bone is located in the pelvis. The innominate artery is in the chest. Innominate is Latin for “unnamed” Did the anatomist in charge of naming organs suddenly run out of ideas? Or did his contract expire?

 

Imagine the tree namers doing that. Well, over there’s a maple. That’s an oak, and over there’s a sycamore. And this tree is...just...well, I’m just calling it the unnamed tree. The innominate tree.

 

As Shakespeare might have said, an unnamed flower by any other designation would smell as sweet.

 

Imagine having a kid named Nameless. Would he or she be doomed to someday become the loose-lipped “top government official who shall remain nameless.”

 

The British/American band America recorded an enigmatic, but rhythmic and melodic song in the 1970s “A Horse with No Name” voted one of the top soft rock tunes of all time by people who do that kind of thing.

 

The horse with no name could also be referred to as the innominate horse, but was probably just called horse by the singer, who isn’t interested in being terribly specific: there were plants and birds and rocks and things…

 

Granted, the singer and composer, Dewey Bunnell, imagines being in the desert where “the heat was hot” but, luckily, he was able to remember his own name as there were no torturers around:

 

                           In the desert, you can remember your name
                          'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain

 

Bunnell and his wife have several animals at their Wisconsin home, including a horse named...wait for it --Noname.

PUBLISHED  STORIES  AND  ESSAYS

construction, protection, life safety fundamentals, brainstorming and creativity concept.

HARD  KNOCKS
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UFO, an alien plate hovering over the field, hovering motionless in the air. Unidentified

PLACES TO GO, THINGS TO SEE

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MISSING

Antique Shop

JUNK, READY TO BUY

OTHER PUBLISHED STORIES... AND ESSAYS

How To Eat Right
How To Manage Your Money
How To Stay Healthy
The Fall Of Squirrel
Cake Walk
Do-gooders Gotta Eat Too
Of Peas and Queues
Three O'clock in the Garden of Good and Evil
News Item
The Visitor
Mr. Blinkie To The Rescue
The Point System
Elements Of Success 
She Spits to Conquer
The Tree Remembers
Christmas Time Is Here 
The Sodfather
What MLK Day Means To Me 
Thanks, Mussolini 
The Cure 
Tarzan In Decline 
Side Effects 
Greatest Of All Time 
The Last Hundred Days

Plight Of the Humble Bee

Graddoo

This is NOT a Christmas Story

Early Man

Slouching Towards SPOMA

Books

AWARDS AND HONORS

               

 2017     Pushcart Prize nomination from Hawaii Pacific Review for The Last Hundred Days

    2018     First Honorable Mention Short Story Division AWC contest

                2018     Second Place Chattahoochee Valley Contest Short Story category

2019     First Place Flash Fiction Division AWC contest

2020    First Place Essay Streetlight Magazine 

2020  Top ten finalist for The Opossum Prize

2020  Honorable Mention Stories That Need To Be Told Anthology

2020  First place  Flash Fiction category  in Seven Hills contest

2021   Second place Streetlight Magazine's Flash fiction contest

2021   Second place Seven Hills contest for flash fiction

2021    Second place Seven Hills contest for essay/memoir

2021     Third place Seven Hills contest for non-fiction

 2022     First Place Seven Hills contest for flash fiction

2025     Finalist in Tulip Tree Publishing Humor anthology contest

Writing on Computer

"Life is a moderately good play with a poorly written third act."

-Truman Capote

 "Hold to the now, the here, through which all future plunges to the past."

-James Joyce

 

"Writers aren't people exactly. Or, if they're any good, they're a whole lot of people trying so hard to be one person."

-F. Scott Fitzgerald

Old Book

CURRENTLY READING

...or just finished

Prayer by Tim Keller

In Search of Lost Time by Marcel Proust

Roughing It by Mark Twain

Pile Of Books

Acknowledgments: Photos of Stonehenge courtesy of Trevor S. Key from our trip to England in 2015. Photos of ball pit courtesy of Amelia C. Key from our trip to NYC in 2019. Photo of purple pet rocks purchased from Shutterstock. 

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