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The highlighted species of the month is Castor canadensis, the North American beaver, brave cousin of the Eurasian beaver, Castor fiber.

 

Among rodents, beavers are bested in size only by capybaras. Porcupines are number three. But since capybaras are native to South America, the beaver is king rodent in the northern hemisphere (except for him, of course).

 

April 7 was International Beaver Day, but you could be excused for missing it this year as there was so much hoopla surrounding the solar eclipse. News about the eclipse ended up eclipsing everything else.

 

Beaver movies have been few and far between, remarkably, considering their photogenic features and pro environmental qualities.

 

However, a recent addition to the catalog of beaver films is Hundreds of Beavers (2022). The New York Times suggests that if you are going to limit yourself to only one beaver movie this year, make it this one.

 

It seems like only yesterday that Zombeavers (2014) was released, “A fun weekend turns into horror and madness for a bunch of groupies looking for fun in a beaver infested swamp.” Incredibly, snubbed by the Academy with zero nominations.

 

There’s also Beavers, not to be confused with The Beaver, a movie about alcoholism with Mel Gibson and Jodie Foster. Turns out the beaver in that movie is a hand puppet the main character finds in the trash. Roger Ebert gave it two and a half stars (out of four) and called it "almost successful". So, more of a thumb sideways instead of a thumbs up.

For interesting facts about the largest rodent in North America: click here.

For interesting facts about TV's Cleaver family: click here.

PUBLISHED  STORIES  AND  ESSAYS

construction, protection, life safety fundamentals, brainstorming and creativity concept.

HARD  KNOCKS
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UFO, an alien plate hovering over the field, hovering motionless in the air. Unidentified

PLACES TO GO, THINGS TO SEE

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MISSING

Antique Shop

JUNK, READY TO BUY

OTHER PUBLISHED STORIES... AND ESSAYS

How To Eat Right
How To Manage Your Money
How To Stay Healthy
The Fall Of Squirrel
Cake Walk
Do-gooders Gotta Eat Too
Of Peas and Queues
Three O'clock in the Garden of Good and Evil
News Item
The Visitor
Mr. Blinkie To The Rescue
The Point System
Elements Of Success 
She Spits to Conquer
The Tree Remembers
Christmas Time Is Here 
The Sodfather
What MLK Day Means To Me 
Thanks, Mussolini 
The Cure 
Tarzan In Decline 
Side Effects 
Greatest Of All Time 
The Last Hundred Days

Plight Of the Humble Bee

Books

AWARDS AND HONORS

               

 2017     Pushcart Prize nomination from Hawaii Pacific Review for The Last Hundred Days

    2018     First Honorable Mention Short Story Division AWC contest

                2018     Second Place Chattahoochee Valley Contest Short Story category

2019     First Place Flash Fiction Division AWC contest

2020    First Place Essay Streetlight Magazine 

2020  Top ten finalist for The Opossum Prize

2020  Honorable Mention Stories That Need To Be Told Anthology

2020  First place  Flash Fiction category  in Seven Hills contest

2021   Second place Streetlight Magazine's Flash fiction contest

2021   Second place Seven Hills contest for flash fiction

2021    Second place Seven Hills contest for essay/memoir

2021     Third place Seven Hills contest for non-fiction

 2022     First Place Seven Hills contest for flash fiction

Writing on Computer

"Life is a moderately good play with a poorly written third act."

-Truman Capote

 "Hold to the now, the here, through which all future plunges to the past."

-James Joyce

 

"Writers aren't people exactly. Or, if they're any good, they're a whole lot of people trying so hard to be one person."

-F. Scott Fitzgerald

Old Book

CURRENTLY READING

...or just finished

A Divine Language by Alec Wilkinson

Shy by Mary Rodgers

Pile Of Books

Acknowledgments: Photos of Stonehenge courtesy of Trevor S. Key from our trip to England in 2015. Photos of ball pit courtesy of Amelia C. Key from our trip to NYC in 2019.

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